Sunday, July 26, 2009

My lord abhi to do order.

Taj ke tandoor mein jala do kasab ke tang. Gateway ke dome mein do kasab ko phasi. Nariman house ke terrace se phek do kasab ki lash. Anda cell mein kasab ka kar do omlette. Tie him on the Taj dome and blowup the dome. Throw his body pieces in sea from where he came .. these are very less way’s people can do for Kasab.

Almost every Indian blood is boiling watching everyday legal proceedings. Its almost taking patience of all police staff family who died on 26/11 Mumbai attack. The Legal proceedings are so slow that a legal expert has said, that even if he is being given “hang him till death order”, it will take few more years since there is a long queue for mercy plea with President of India. Huss !!!! that is India… I think US had done a quick job of executing Mr Sadam.

God knows how much time it will take for the legal process to set his neck with a tight noose. What I feel is for such special cases, Indian Govt should allow to stone the terrorist till death in streets, same which is done in some Gulf countries. Indian Govt is spending crores for this coward terrorist just to protect. He does not deserve such luxury.

Mr Kasab is literally doing timepass to divert legal proceedings and just giving time to plan his rescue efforts by his people. Though he is a small kid but he is being trained, to tackle legal queries. He will not give up so soon as he knows the Indian Legal system will keep him alive, atleast for few more years.. till then another plane hijack or attack to release this fellow.

Pakistan the heaven for terrorist is always ready with new plans to put down India. They have open camps along the borders which train them, provide huge money to these young people and keep their family happy. Money coming from growing opium in Afghanistan and selling high end drugs all over the world. So this terrorism is not only killing us externally but also internally through drugs.

My request to court is please handover Kasab to public and let them take care of him and not waste time and money for futile issues.

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Elephant rage

Elephants are among the world's most potentially dangerous animals, capable of crushing and killing any other land animal, from humans to lions and even rhino. They can experience unexpected bouts of rage, and can be vindictive. In Africa, groups of young teenage elephants attack human villages in what is thought to be revenge for the destruction of their society by massive cullings done in the 1970s and 80s. In India, male elephants attack villages at night, destroying homes and killing people on a regular basis. In the Indian state of Jharkhand, 300 people were killed by elephants between 2000 and 2004, and in Assam, 239 people have been killed by elephants since 2001. In India alone there are up to 200 elephant-caused human deaths every year, and in Sri Lanka around 50 per year.

Musth:
Adult male elephants naturally enter the periodic state called musth (Hindi for madness), sometimes spelt "must" in English. It is characterised by very excited and/or aggressive behavior and a thick, tar-like liquid secretion that discharges through the temporal ducts from the temporal glands on the sides of the head. Musth is linked to sexual arousal or establishing dominance, but this relationship is far from clear. A musth elephant, wild or domesticated, is extremely dangerous to humans. Domesticated elephants in India are traditionally tied to a tree and denied food and water for several days, after which the musth passes. Inzoos, musth is often the cause of fatal accidents to elephant keepers. Zoos keeping adult male elephants need extremely secure enclosures, which greatly complicates the attempts to breed elephants in zoos.
Musth is accompanied by a significant rise in reproductive hormones. Testosterone levels in an elephant in musth can be as much as 60 times greater than in the same elephant at other times. However, whether this hormonal surge is the sole cause of musth, or merely a contributing factor is unknown: scientific investigation of musth is greatly hindered by the fact that even the most otherwise placid of elephants may actively try to kill any and all humans. Similarly, the tar-like secretion remains largely uncharacterised, due to the difficulties of collecting a sample for analysis.

Although it has often been speculated that musth is linked to rut, this is unlikely, because the female elephant's estrus cycle is not seasonally-linked. Furthermore, bulls in musth have often been known to attack female elephants, regardless of whether or not the females are in heat.

The Hindi word "musth" is from the Urdu mast, which in turn is from a Persian root meaning "intoxicated".

The Story below is fiction based and nothing related to actual behaviour of an elephant.

I was traveling across the villages of assam in a bus last summer. I had heard lot about elephants around the jungles and stories about their rages. These giant tusked animals are basically used in jungles for carrying logs of wood and taming other wild elephants.

While traveling by the bus I suddenly heard a thump noise behind the bus. The bus was traveling a very low speed in the jungle ghat and it was an annoyed elephant banging the bus behind. The bus driver got scared and started galloping the bus, but the huge tusk animal did not leave the trail. Some how we managed to get down the ghat safely but the mammoth was still behind us. The locals got scared and were murmuring definitely something is wrong with this guy. As the bus stopped for people to get down the elephant had almost got one guy from the window but just missed few inches as the bus just started and moved along. The conductor informed the driver about the incident and asked him to move ahead, with out stopping till we reach the city.

Since it was a very rough terrain bus moved slowly and we could see the elephant following us. One of the Sadhu co passenger started his speeches…. Telling everybody who ever has done maximum sins he will be smashed by the elephant. Luckily the elephant got stuck in a big pothole on the road, we sighed a huge relief. But still few meters ahead we still saw following us. This continue for few hours and atlast we reached the city and the elephant vanished.

Later on the driver came out of his cabin and declared why she was behind us. Since the very bus had killed his baby elephant last year and its being behind the bus for quite a long time. I never traveled by road when in Assam and took airways to travel. Never know when a giant one will get musth.

Saturday, June 13, 2009

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Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Bistro - Pune Restaurant Review

Below are the places you can fill your hungry cavities of teeth and stomach in Pune. There are lot of new restaurants setting up their kitchen’s every month in Pune so this list is not quite updated but those places I have visited frequently. I cannot provide feed-back on every restaurant.

INDEX:

Nagar Road :
BBQ – Nation, Shri Krishna, Red Chillies, Northern Frontier.

Kalyani Nagar:
Royal Orchids, AdLabs- Yo China / Yana / Baskin Robins, Polka Dots

Koregaon Park:
ABC Farms, Punjabi, River View

Dhole Patil Road:
Mainland China, Sigaree, Nandu’s Paratha, Madhuban

MG Road / East Street, Camp:
Hotel Arora Towers/Lounge, Juice World, Maz-o-rin, Leather Lounge

Shivaji Nagar :
Eden Court, Pride Executive, Rahul – Restaurant, Food Court- Pune Central, Nisarg, Shravan, Darshan, Aloha, Natural Ice-Cream Parlour, Kiva Lounge, Dominos Pizza, Manmeet, Food Court- Poona Hospital, Little Italy,

F.C. Road:
Vaishali, Sabree Dining Hall, Manmeet

J.M. Road:
Shiv Sagar, Subham, Kamat, Subhadra, Pizza Hut, Smokin Jones, Mc Donalds

Deccan Gym:
Darshan, Chitale Sweets/Snacks outlet, Goodluck - Irani

Main City:
Bedekar Misal, Durvankur Dining Hall

Chandani Chowk:
Ambrosia, Daulat, Kaveri, Up and above, Oasis, Khana Peena, CCD,

Baner:
Hotel Mahableswar, Hotel Sadanand, Rajwada

Aundh:
Shiv Sagar, Kobe, Fasoos, Mc Donalds

Pune Satara Road:
Basuri

Kothrud:
Food Court – Big Bazar, Sheetal Dining


Outside Pune:
Girivan – Mess, St Lauren - Hinjewadi


Feed-Back

MYSTAR ratings:-

1) Yucky
2) Ok quiet eatable nothing special
3) Can do mouth publicity
4) Repeat Visit, Repeat Visit
5) Awesome yummy tummy


Nagar Road : Rating: 5

BBQ – Nation: Wow really hot Barbeques dude you can enjoy a weekdays as well as a weekend package, the place is full so you better arrive early or wait… wait .wait……or go back home and start cooking. Well it’s a little bit something different the staff their will explain you the table process/rules, and then explain you the menu. The sigaree is then placed in the middle of the table and starts the delicious veg-nonveg rodies of items.
Veg bbq its paneer, baby potato’s, vegetables etc and non-veg bbq are mutton, fish, chicken. Your tank gets full with these bbq. Next is buffet lunch, you need to replace an empty tank for this lot of salad’s, deserts and of course lovely food blurp !!!!! I am full.
Please do not miss this place when in Pune its on Nagar Road behind Dass Showroom close to Aga Khan palace. Phone 32327788, 32327799



Shri Krishna: Rating: 4
As the rating says I do it again and again, well everything is good specially try paratha’s, Grilled sandwich, idli chilly fry, Vegetables Veg Hyderabadi is really cool hmm hmm my mouth is dripping now. They have that huge roti tokari you can carry it on your head with mix of paratha’s, roti’s, naan etc etc. Wash down with juice’s and coffee it’s a real good place for family and regular visit’s. Its in Viman-nagar near Baker company or Cummins.



Kalyani Nagar:

Royal Orchid: Rating:3
There are lot of options here I had opted for Pinxx restaurant, for buffet costing Rs 500 /- PP. Food is not spicy so good for diet guys and international guest, there are lot of salad’s option, desert, soups and food. I liked the Salad’s and fish food and chicken. Spicy guys won’t like much, but breakfast is quite filling for Rs 400/- with idli’s, sambar, chatni, Puri bhaji, samosa, Medu wada sambar, juice, tea, coffee and I liked various egg omlette’s too good to start a day, I had everything that day and did not had anything for whole day,…………. greedy dog !!!!!!. Its on the right hand side of Ad-Lab’s., Kalyani Nagar.


AdLabs- Yo China / Yana / Baskin Robins Rating: 4
Yes Yo China is good for Chinese I usually go for combo meals they are good meals specially chicken with combination of noodles or fried rice they are good filling for an afternoon lunch. Quite a small place have to reach early to catch a place. Khimchi is cool and fruit drinks punch can end you up in the bed for a nap.
Next Yana provides slizzers, Salad’s. I usually try Veg slizzers they are great try with rice combination



Polka Dots: I did not like it, you can try.

STILL COOKING .............

Monday, May 18, 2009

Election Jai Ho 2009

Well it was sweeping win for congress party this election season, to my surprise; I was expecting a hung parliament this year. But I think Gandhi family has played the magic again, and I too have high hopes with Mr. Rahul Gandhi and other young politicians, Also full marks should go to EC chief for free and fair/peaceful election, except incidents like Mr. Laloo running after press people with his gumcha during his voting time.

The voting was very low this time, major reason being names missing from the list, summer heat, people not interested in voting, and terrorist attacks has wounded the people badly mentally and physically. But Indian Democracy is not stoppable, congress has done a great job beating all the odds and silencing the opposition. Criminals are thrown out by people and they should be back into jails, cooling their heels.

Let’s hope the new Govt will start implementing held up reforms and do something new for an already battered economy. Rahul Gandhi still is raw but this five years will certainly geared him up for taking a PM position in next 10 Years, other young MP should contribute a lot to hope so our super power India. Right now it’s too early to predict something good it’s always a wait watch situation and certainly we do have positive signs of a stable Govt, with left thrown out in the Bay of Bengal.

In Maharashtra it was congress win because of fight within the local giants and poor campaign by other powerful parties. MNS got quite few vote packets, but they are still in baby feet stage in this huge democracy dome. Shiv Sena needs a change in leadership with much more powerful orator rather than just doing campaign in rural Maharashtra, they should boldly put their election agenda before people, because now Maharashtra would suffer with not a single Marathi manus in Delhi. Best way is patch of MNS and SS, making it stronger for next general election.

Mamtaji also played her cards wisely taking Singur issue in fore front, but if she keeps her motto like the left’s the progress of WB would again remain an issue. She should really put WB on progress track Best luck and happy fishing.

Well there is fresh blood from North, South, East, West of India next five years would certainly be fruitful for our economy with Mr. Manmohan Singh heading the super fast train.

Saturday, May 16, 2009

REHMAN MANZIL

In a small town, a family named Kumar’s lived happily, the head of the family had a small business, with their only son and a small bungalow. Behind the bungalow lived his driver call Rehman, he was little arrogant but honest and kind hearted and dedicated to his master. He was always interested in baksheesh from his master but never received one. The place were he lived was a little garage with his three little daughters.

Rehman used to take master’s son Chinto, everyday to school and back home and treated him like his son. Rehman used to take Chinto to park’s, Garden’s and playarea every evening.

The Kumar’s were doing well in business, slowly everything grew big, the house the kids, cars and the driver’s garage too. The Kumar’s where very gentle by heart so Rehman’s big family got extended garage and the family remained happy with master’s kindness. The whole family got dedicated to Kumar’s service. Still Rehman was expecting baksheesh from Kumar family, he did not get it. One day the grown up Chinto was driven by his driver, stop suddenly in the middle of the road and asked him Master never gave me baksheesh for my loyalty till date, chinto looked up and said keep driving you will get it.

Soon it was marriage time of Rehman daughter’s and he did not have any money for the huge expense, but Mr Kumar gave lumpsum of amount for each daughter and got three daughters married off happily.

It was old age time, chinto took over the control of the business, and Rehman was quite old to drive, chinto asked him to retire and stay at the garage whatever time he wishes. Few years later daughters used to visit their ailing father in the garage, Chinto took care of the loyal driver till his death. After his death he named the garage as Rehman Manzil, which was the big baksheesh given to Rehman after his death.

The story sound fiction, but this relationship does not exist nowadays.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Speeding Father

Once upon a time there was a family of four Mother-Father, Son-Daughter, they lived happily in a quiet some village, father was a farmer, mother was a housewife and children still in school, the kids were bright in study and always kept their family pride high. They had a bullock-cart, buffaloes and goats to help with their daily needs. It was a happy family. The parents expected to educate their kids in a good education institution after schooling in city, but had no money to do so.

There was a bumper crop in the farmer’s field this year and he had gain lot compared, to yesteryears. So the farmer decided to buy a two wheeler for himself and family to drive between village and city. But he rode the bike very fast zipping across the roads, the mother was much concern about his speed, she needed to slow him down but was in vain to pacify the speed.

One fine day the father was riding across the road, he met his son he stopped by and his son asked why do you ride so fast, he replied life is very short need to cover the road as max as possible in short time, next he met his daughter, he replied to her nobody can beat me in speeding around, next he met his wife, he replied to her I want to earn lot of money so running around very fast to earn it. Next he met GOD he asked why are you speeding so much, do you love me so much, don’t you think the people you left behind are important than me. He nodded and sped across, he stopped for a while had a thought and returned back to the same road, and found the GOD his SON DAUGHTER and WIFE vanished.

He woke up from a bad dream and sold his bike and was back to his bullock-cart.